So I suppose since this is my first blog (hey back off, I tried to avoid the bandwagon) you may want to know who the fuck "Big Gay Drew" is. Well, I'm just that, I'm big, I'm gay, and my name is Drew (well really it's Andrew but if you are my friends you commonly refer to me as "the gay" or "candy andy" or simply "gay") I'm a student, I'm a worker and most importantly I'm a lover of all things Miley, Britney and Cher (yes fucker I said Cher!!!!) If you can't handle this, which I suspect many a person can't, then perhaps it is best we part ways now. I wish you the best.
The gayness that is me has finally resigned myself to the fact that I am here in Kansas City, probably forever. I think in a sense I was just trying to bide my time, but alas, no more...here I am Kansas City, on all fours, do what you may. I've been slowly fucking my way through this city (oh, and eating too...hence the "big") only to find that being a big gay means nothing but trouble. I'm really like a woman you see, I sleep with all the wrong men, watch sappy movies, love twilight (squeeeee) and I eat my feelings. All that's missing is a pair of boobs (believe me, their almost there) and a period...and let's face it, we all know I'm a bitch at least once a month, so I suppose I've got that covered. I rarely listen to my heart and always listen to my head (the wrong one usually).
Well seeing as this is mostly intended as a simple introduction to the Big Gay Drew I will leave you with some words of wisdom:
"Cause it's a hard life with love in the world, and I'm a hard girl, loving me is like chewing on pearls"
Lady Gaga
"Love is a battlefield"
Pat Benatar
"If you liked it then you should have put a ring on it."
Beyonce
